It Was My Idea

This is a fear I have not admitted:  What if I sit in one place for so long that I stick to my seating area?  Like that lady who sat on her toilet for two years and then it turned out she was attached to it--BY HER SKIN.

In an effort to make sure that my own ass doesn't 1). spread to the size of my couch, and 2). doesn't start growing TO said couch*, I have decided to become An Adventuress.  

I'm lucky enough to have two good friends who are adventuresses in their own right.  And fortunately, both of them are as interested in weird stuff as I am, because this is no ordinary travel blog, oh no.  We intend to seek out the oddest, most insane attractions we can find, for no other reason than to entertain ourselves**.

This is an exploration of Crazypants Phenomena™.  And it will be AWESOME.

*oh my god this is a thing that could actually happen

** well, yes, and to keep my ass at a manageable size